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Sunday, July 25, 2010

Damn Good Banana Bread – A Pregnant Lady’s Answer to Her “5 a Day” - by Jess

According to my midwife and the collection of pregnancy books I have been given I should be consuming 2 peaches, ½ lb of cherries, a handful of blue, straw and raspberries, 2 bananas, half a cantaloupe, 3 kiwis, 1 very expensive mango and an entire watermelon …..PER DAY in order to fill my unborn child with all her necessary vitamins. And that’s just the fruit. Don’t even get me started on the vegetables.

I have tried my best. The man at the vegetable market smiles big when he sees me waddle in, knowing that with each child I have he is one step closer to retirement. But as good as my intentions are, inevitably every day or so I have to throw away some fuzzy raspberries or expensive mangoes leaking brown juice, grapes that smell of alcohol or something that resembles a wrinkly tennis ball that I am pretty sure was once a peach.  You see, when I am lying on the couch in the late evening with my feet elevated to the Gods (so that my toes no longer resemble little pork sausages) I am hit with cravings – for chocolate……or olives……or chocolate covered olives. But never for apples and pears.

But there is one rotting fruit that I can put to good use. Bananas. When baked with copious amounts of sugar and oil a rotten banana tastes sublime. So tonight, when I am lying like a Greek goddess on my couch, propped and pouffed with pillows and fans I can yell to my husband to bring me fruit…..in the form of carbohydrates. And while lying there with crumbs nestled between my now enormous bosom I can drift off into sleep knowing I have just provided soon to be Little Lady with some essential vitamins.

Damn Good Banana Bread:




There are a ton of recipes out there that “jazz up” banana bread with luxurious ingredients like dried fruit and nuts, coconut and even chocolate. But in my opinion Banana Bread should taste like one thing – bananas. As my Dad would say “Keep it simple, Stupid.”

When you serve things like Banana Bread or Carrot Cake (a vegetable cake?!!) to Europeans they raise one eyebrow as if to say “Whatchu talkin’ ‘bout, Willis?” But after one bite they have to admit that us Americans can be quite ingenious. My Russian boss loved this banana bread so much she could eat half a loaf in one sitting. (Of course we led her to believe that because it’s primary ingredient was the banana it was therefore low in fat – HA! )

This recipe is so easy it can be in the oven in ten minutes.

½ Cup (120 ml) Vegetable Oil
1 Cup (215 grams) Sugar
2 Large Eggs
1 Teaspoon (5 ml) Vanilla Extract
3 Large Overripe Bananas – the blacker the better
1 ¼ Cups (175 grams) Flour (always spoon the flour into your measuring cup instead of scooping it)
1 Teaspoon (6 grams) Baking Soda

Preheat oven to 350 Fahrenheit or 180 Celsius. In a large bowl combine the vegetable oil and sugar with a whisk. Add the eggs and vanilla and whisk to combine. In a separate bowl mash the bananas with a potato masher or the back of a fork. In another separate bowl whisk the flour with the baking soda. Gradually add the bananas and the flour mixture to the sugar/oil mixture until well combined. Spray a loaf pan with baking spray and pour in batter. Bake for about 50 minutes or until a toothpick comes out moist but not gooey. Allow to cool slightly before removing from pan.

Enjoy! Mamma Mia!

Friday, July 23, 2010

Rebuttal- by Morgan

Well, Dear sister who thinks she knows all.  I was aware that I may need a pasta maker as my arms- though bigger than yours (my boobs are too) are not Nonnies.  I do have plenty that I can spend $70 on- although asking my cleaning lady to clean out the fridge is too embarrassing and will also rob me of nagging material for those cranky week nights when picking a fight is inevitable.  What my dear sister has lost sight of is my popularity.  I happen to have a few friends that have more to share with me than cute shoes.  Not long after I posted that I wanted to make fresh pasta a friend of mine told me that she had everything I would need and that she too could use a day of red wine, Frank Sinatra and fresh pasta...so THERE!

Moving right along...I am going to make the pasta pomodora tonight for Monster Pants and Pretty Much Hubby.  The farm stand that I pass on my way home has beautiful tomatoes and I am so excited to fill my kitchen with yummy smells.  My biggest obstacle will be convincing PMH that he will not die in his sleep for having been forced to eat a meal that is free of any form of dead animal.  My bet- he makes himself a tuna sandwich...after all the dishes are done.  My kitchen will go from smelling like an authentic Italian restaurant to smelling like the fridge.  Mamma Mia! 

Thursday, July 22, 2010

Pasta Pomodoro & Fresh Pasta Recipe - by Jess



What my lovely, ambitious sister has not considered is that in order to make pasta, (unless you have Madonna’s biceps and Gandhi’s patience) one needs to own a pasta maker. Morgan does not own a pasta maker.
Finding a pasta maker in southern Vermont may be as easy as buying skis in Florida but the first place I would look is Linens ‘n Things.  Otherwise, she can order one for $70 at williamssonoma.com.

I can think of a million things my sister could do with an extra $70 (Fixing her oven, maybe? Or hiring her cleaning lady for an extra couple hours to clean out her fridge?). But, my sister has never been known to spend money wisely. So, here you go Morgan – a recipe for handmade pasta. And, just in case this new venture never takes off, a recipe for Pasta Pomodoro – a fresh tomato sauce that is TO DIE FOR. It makes jarred sauce taste like baby food, it is a great way to make use of ripe summer tomatoes and it tastes just as fabulous with a box of Barilla linguine as it does with fresh pasta (which, let’s face it, is probably never going to happen!).

Pasta Pomodoro:



A few summers ago we had an Italian pharmaceutical tycoon charter the yacht for 2 months. He ate this dish every other day. That may be a bit drastic but once you’ve tried it you will understand – it’s simply satisfying. And, unlike chartering a 150-foot yacht for 2 months, it is very inexpensive to make.

Unless you live in South America this dish should NEVER be made in the winter! There is a reason why tomatoes in the supermarket in December are not red – tomatoes don’t grow in the winter!!!! However, some of them find themselves on 10 hour flights destined for American supermarkets because apparently we can’t live without tomatoes in February. But please, leave them for your salads and don’t put them in this dish.

1/3 Cup Olive Oil (does not need to be Extra Virgin, save that for later)
1 Large Yellow Onion, finely diced
1-2 large garlic cloves, minced
2 ½ - 3 lbs Ripe Plum Tomatoes (they have less seeds) or  Grape Tomatoes, diced
SALT
A large handful of basil leaves
Some Extra Virgin Olive Oil, optional
1 lb. Barilla (the best, but it’s up to you) Linguine
Parmesan cheese for serving (please don’t use Kraft, use real cheese!)

In a large sauté pan heat your olive oil until hot but not smoking. Add the onion and gently sauté the onions for a few minutes until soft but don’t let them brown. Add the garlic.

When the garlic is fragrant wait a few more seconds (don’t let it burn) and add the tomatoes. At this point add a generous amount of salt. The amount depends on your tomatoes but the salt is crucial. (If you have tomatoes left over, cut two slices and try one without salt and one with a nice sprinkling of salt – the difference is huge! Tomatoes taste better with salt on them!) Don’t go overboard though, you can always add more salt later but you can never get rid of it.

Allow the tomatoes to come to a nice gentle simmer and simmer the sauce uncovered for about 15 minutes until they have released their juices, the flavors have blended and the sauce starts to thicken a bit. Stir it from time to time and make sure the heat is not so high that the sauce sticks to the bottom of the pan or becomes too thick. Try the sauce and test for salt – it should taste like tomato deliciousness and in no way resemble jarred sauce – remember this is FRESH tomato sauce!

Meanwhile, bring a large pot of water to a boil. Always make sure you have plenty of water otherwise the starch of the pasta will be too much for the water and cause the pasta to stick and clump.

The key to perfectly cooked pasta is this:
1)      1) Have a kitchen timer – sooooooo important – otherwise you are likely to completely forget when you put the pasta in and will over or under cook it.
2)      2) Use it! Barilla pasta cooks PERFECTLY al dente if you cook it for exactly one minute less than it says on the box.
Generously salt your water and then add your pasta and cook it as I have said above. Drain immediately when your timer goes off.

Chop or tear your basil into pieces and add it to the sauce, stirring to incorporate.

The next VERY IMPORTANT STEP is this:

You must incorporate your pasta into your sauce. I lived in Italy for 2 years. If Italians saw how many Americans make pasta (put pasta on a plate and pour sauce on top) they would just about die! Instead, you add the pasta to the sauce in the sauté pan and with the heat on low-medium introduce the two to eachother. Toss the pasta with the sauce, for at least 1-2 minutes, tossing constantly, allowing the pasta and all it’s starch to soak up the sauce and allowing the sauce to nicely dress the pasta. If you want drizzle a little good quality extra virgin olive oil on it while tossing.
Finally, you can tip it onto a nice pasta plate and serve parmesan on the side. Voila! Mamma Mia!

Homemade Pasta
When we were growing up our Nonnie used to make her own pasta - without a pasta machine! Her upper arms were about the size of my thigh (Sorry Nonnie, but let’s face it, you weren’t a size 2!). She would roll the pasta by hand until it was as thin as paper and then cut it into perfectly thin linguine. Then she would dry it on hangers in her basement, wrap it in tissue paper and send it to us in Vermont in Lord and Taylor’s shirt boxes. The woman loved to cook and, apparently, had a bit of time on her hands. Let’s see if Morgan does too. If so, it is well worth it.

1 lb all purpose flour (this works out to be about 3 ½ cups – but spoon the flour in to your measuring cup instead of scooping it otherwise you can pack the cup too full and end up with too much flour)
5 large eggs

Place the flour on a cutting board or clean counter and make a well shape in the middle. Add the eggs to the well. Gently scramble the eggs with a fork, gradually incorporating the flour as you go until you have a ball of dough that can be kneaded. Knead the dough for 5-10 minutes then wrap in plastic and let it sit for a half hour to relax a bit.
Cut dough into 5 pieces. Pat one piece into a disc that is thin enough to feed through the largest setting on the pasta maker. Cover the remaining pieces with a clean damp cloth while you work on your first piece.
Roll the dough through the largest setting on the pasta maker. Fold it into thirds and then roll it through that setting another 4 times. Change the setting on the pasta maker to the next size. Roll the pasta through, fold into thirds and roll through again another 4 times. Change setting to the next size down and roll the pasta through once. Continue to do so until you get to the second smallest setting on the machine. When the dough is being run through the rollers catch it but do not pull on it. Once you have your pasta to desired thickness you can cut it into ravioli sheets, lasagna, pappardelle or tagliatelle or you can add the linguine cutting attachment to the machine and run the dough through the cutters.
Repeat with the remaining dough. 

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Success- by Morgan

What you don't want to hear from dinner guests- Why don't you make anything normal?  You see, here in Forestdale normal food does not have crumbled blue cheese- or flavor. 
Actually, despite the wise crack Mr and Mrs. Mustache really enjoyed my chicken- freaking great salad and wild rice.  Mr. had never had wild rice before- yes folks there are people out there who have only had white rice..shocking I know.  The even more shocking thing was that a) he tried it and b) he liked it so much that he requested that Mrs. buy it for him...mission accomplished- I am single handed-ly inserting culture into the residents of Southern Vermont- one dish at a time.

As for the Bloody Mary pie- I have not had a chance to make it as...my oven died.  I am planning however to invade the home of a friend with a functioning oven with the promise of bringing with me the ingredients for the dish.  Have any of you tried it?  Let me know.

Jessie- I was also thinking that I would love to try and make my own pasta- as in from scratch.  I'm thinking that an afternoon of pasta making, red wine and Frank Sinatra will fill the creativity void that I have been feeling.  Thoughts?

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Impromptu Guests- By Morgan

Being that it is Wednesday, and I just remembered that I have company coming to dinner tomorrow I am forced to plan an impromptu dinner party.  The good news is that my dinner guests are very close family friends- so no rack of lamb required.  The bad news is that Mr. Mustache is as picky an eater as my Pretty Much Husband...hmmm.

I've got it.  I will do Grilled lemon chicken- simple and always delicious.  I also created a new salad that I am officially addicted to and will call "Freaking Great Salad".  I'm thinking that some wild rice will not only accompany the chicken and FG Salad but it will be easy, quick and picky-proof. 

Grilled Lemon Chicken

Marinate skin on chicken pieces in the following concoction:

olive oil- 1/4 cup
dash or ten of salt and pepper
juice of a large lemon
1 squirt of Dijon mustard
2 finely chopped cloves of garlic
1/4 of a red pepper- finely chopped

I am most likely going to marinate the chicken for twenty minutes- which is the minimum amount of time needed...that's how I roll.  Also I should go to the grocery store today to get the ingredients...but I will feel tired by the time I leave my office and I will put it off until last minute.  Therefor- although I would ideally like to marinate the chicken for an hour- unless I want to serve Mr and Mrs. Mustache dinner at 9pm, 20 minutes will have to do. 
Once your chicken has hopefully marinated longer than mine- grill it about 7-8 minutes a side on a high temp grill. 

While your marinating your chicken go ahead and start the Freaking Great Salad.  You will need:

Organic Spring Mix- the one I get is full of clovers and sprouts and non lettuce looking greens. Its super!
1 ripe Avocado
As much thinly sliced red onion as your heart burn can handle
thinly sliced apple- your favorite kind
a handful of raisins
half of a skinned and sliced cucumber
a handful of crumbled blue cheese

For the dressing I do equal parts Maple Syrup (VT made of course) and equal parts balsamic vinegar.
Delicioso!  I'm going to be gulping sipping ice cold Sauvignon Blanc- I love the inexpensive Barefoot.  It is crisp, and grape fruity without being sweet.  Its a perfect Thursday wine.
 For my center piece ( I have no trim on my dining room walls, but I will have a center piece) I will fill a white porcelain bowl with lemons to go with my lemon theme.... which will make me crave Lemoncello..Better get some of that too! 
I will be sure to let you know how my Impromptu Dinner Party goes- also I will be trying out Jessie's Bloody Mary beef Pie on Sunday...can't wait!

Bloody Mary Beef Pie - by Jess

Bloody Mary Beef Pie:




You can double the recipe, make it on Sunday for dinner and then have it again later in the week. It’s just as good reheated as leftovers. If you have little ones adjust the spiciness accordingly. You need some red wine for the recipe so might as well make it your drink of choice for the evening (you only have to share half a cup with the recipe.) No one should EVER use what they call “cooking wine” in the vinegar section of the supermarket! If you can’t splurge on a cheap bottle of Australian wine you shouldn’t be making the dish!



Ingredients:


A couple swigs of olive oil


1 red onion, finely diced


2 celery sticks, diced


3 garlic cloves, minced


1 - 1 ¼ lb ground beef


2 TBSP Worcestershire Sauce


2 tsp Tabasco (maybe less if you have little kids)


½ cup RED WINE


1 14 oz can chopped tomatoes


Pinch of Celery Salt (if you have this hanging around the house from the last time you had Bloody Marys – if not then just omit it or buy some for the next day you have Bloody Marys.)


2 lbs potatoes


6 TBSP butter


1 lb Cheddar Cheese or Monterey Jack, grated


½ cup or more of milk



Heat the oil in a a large stock pot and add the onion and celery. Gently sauté them for a few minutes until they begin to soften. Add the garlic and let it sauté for about 30 seconds, until you can smell it. Add the beef and cook for about 4-5 minutes until it has browned all over. Add the Worcestershire, Tabasco, wine, tomatoes and celery salt, salt & pepper. Simmer for about 45 minutes over low heat until the sauce has thickened and flavors have blended into a rich sauce.

Meanwhile:

Skin, chop and boil the potatoes in salted water until they are soft enough to crush. Mash potaotoes, adding butter, milk and cheese. If you want them really light and fluffy mix them with beaters. Season with salt and pepper.

Pre-heat oven to 350 degrees.



When the ground beef is nice and thick and full of flavor, pour it into a pyrex dish. Spread the potatoes over the top and pat with just a little bit more butter here and there so that they turn nice and golden in the oven. Put on a baking tray just to catch any drips and place in the oven for 30-40 minutes until bubbling and golden brown.

Meet the Mamma Mia's

Once upon a time, there were two sisters. Although they have always looked very much alike their lives have always differed drastically. The elder sister, Jessie, grew up to be a chef. She traveled the world on luxury yachts with her British yacht captain husband, catering to celebrities and international business tycoons before settling in France and retiring at the ripe old age of 33. She is pregnant with her first child - the soon to be Little Lady. Morgan, the younger sister, grew up to be a dreamer. She lives in Forestdale, VT. (Never heard of it? She hadn't either). She works as an assistant but dreams of being a writer - one that sells a best seller and then joins her sister in early retirement. Until that lucky day comes, her evenings are spent cleaning for and catering to her Pretty Much Husband and their two and a half year old son, Monster Pants. One thing that the sisters have always had in common is the love of food and the way it always brings their family together. Join them as they serve up dishes that can be enjoyed from the South of France to the Sticks of Forestdale. Hear their tales of motherhood, the joys and the stresses. Pour yourself a glass of wine, get out your mixing bowls and do as their Nonnie used to say - Mangia!